There the wicked cease from troubling, and there the weary be at rest.
Author: Bible

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Author: Nora Ephron

There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Author: Lewis Mumford

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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