There's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Author: Robert Orben

They are slaves who fear to speak, For the fallen and the weak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Reality is something you rise above.
Author: Liza Minnelli

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Author: Garrison Keillor

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes