Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Author: Bible

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
Author: Saul Bellow

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Author: Mark Twain

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
Author: Cullen Hightower

There needs to be bolder thinking, ... on how to measure the quality of life of men and women in the work force. Currently, success is measured by material advancements. We need to readjust the definition of success to account for time outside of work and
Author: Betty Friedan

'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.'
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
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Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
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Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.
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