I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Author: Steve Martin

My home is not a place, it is people.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Author: Joseph Heller

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Author: Bible

Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not seek pleasure as such. Pleasure comes of seeking something else, and comes by the way.
Author: A. Lawrence Lowell

Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
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Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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