There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
Author: Kin Hubbard

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Author: Matt Groening

There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Author: Rita Holt

One picture is worth a thousand words.
Author: Fred R. Barnard

There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?" "Yes," said Jackie, and she did. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?" "That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!
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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!
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Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
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