There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
Author: Jay Leno

They are in you and me; they created us, body and mind; and their preservation is the ultimate rationale for our existence. They have come a long way, those replicators. Now they go by the name of genes, and we are their survival machines.
Author: Richard Dawkins

It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.
Author: Queen Christina

They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit's end.
Author: Bible

They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes