The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
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Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
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