There's no jealousy in the grave.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Author: Aldous Huxley

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Author: George Washington Carver

If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
Author: Xenophon

What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
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What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
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