If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Author: Thomas Fuller

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
Author: Roger Allen

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
Author: Joe Walsh

There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it hardly behooves any of us To talk about the rest of us.
Author: Edward Wallis Hoch

There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.
Author: Diana Nyad

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. While working at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class become more and more unmanageable. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.
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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes