Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Author: William Langland

I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
Author: Daniel Webster

Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
Author: Bible

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Author: Agatha Christie

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !
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