There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Author: Robert Orben

They are slaves who fear to speak, For the fallen and the weak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Reality is something you rise above.
Author: Liza Minnelli

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Author: Garrison Keillor

They should rule who are able to rule best.
Author: Aristotle

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
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What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes