They are in you and me; they created us, body and mind; and their preservation is the ultimate rationale for our existence. They have come a long way, those replicators. Now they go by the name of genes, and we are their survival machines.
Author: Richard Dawkins

It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.
Author: Queen Christina

They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit's end.
Author: Bible

They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

They think too little who talk too much.
Author: John Dryden

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes