There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Author: Martin Gardner

So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
Author: Immanuel Kant

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Author: Steve Martin

My home is not a place, it is people.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
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Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !
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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?
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Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !
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