They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Author: Louise Erdrich

Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
Author: Hippocrates

The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of y
Author: Martha Beck

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes