There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Author: Salvador Dali

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Author: William James

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
Author: Kelvin Throop III

There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.
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Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.
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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
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