Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Author: Aldous Huxley

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Author: George Washington Carver

If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their growth is assisted by education and cultivation.
Author: Xenophon

If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it.
Author: Chinese Proverb

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes