Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
Author: Cullen Hightower

There needs to be bolder thinking, ... on how to measure the quality of life of men and women in the work force. Currently, success is measured by material advancements. We need to readjust the definition of success to account for time outside of work and
Author: Betty Friedan

Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
Author: Theocritus of Chios

There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
Author: Book of Common Prayer

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !
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Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes