There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.
Author: Henry Ford

Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Author: Bible

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
Author: Saul Bellow

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Author: Mark Twain

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
Author: Cullen Hightower

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.'
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
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Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes