I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
Author: Walt Whitman

There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.
Author: Henry Ford

Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Author: Bible

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
Author: Saul Bellow

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
Author: Mark Twain

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.'
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