I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound.
Author: Herman Melville

Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
Author: Bible

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
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How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
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What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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