Best quotes to send by SMS
Jason Fried There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.
Author: Jason Fried

G. K. Chesterton The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Andre Gide There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'
Author: Andre Gide

Frida Kahlo They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.
Author: Frida Kahlo

William Shakespeare They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
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Snake jokes Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Snowman jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Snowman jokes Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Snowman jokes How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes