There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Author: Oscar Levant

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Author: Cullen Hightower

There's never a new fashion but it's old.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

There's no jealousy in the grave.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
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Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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