There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.
Author: Diana Nyad

Not to know is bad. Not to wish to know is worse.
Author: African Proverb

There the wicked cease from troubling, and there the weary be at rest.
Author: Bible

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Author: Nora Ephron

There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !
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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !
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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
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