Reality is something you rise above.
Author: Liza Minnelli

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Author: Garrison Keillor

They should rule who are able to rule best.
Author: Aristotle

I cannot live without books.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes