I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Author: Matt Groening

There's no business like show business.
Author: Irving Berlin

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Author: Kin Hubbard

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
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