There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Author: William James

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
Author: Kelvin Throop III

There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Author: William Langland

Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !
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Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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