It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Author: Agatha Christie

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Author: Emily Dickinson

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Author: Louise Erdrich

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.
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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes