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Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise

Righteousness exalteth a nation.
Author: Bible

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
Author: Robertson Davies

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Author: Matt Groening

Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives, and in their death they were not divided.
Author: Bible

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
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What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes