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No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.
Author: Arnold Glasgow

No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
Author: Robert Half

No one forgives with more grace and love than a child.
Author: Real Live Preacher

There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe." "Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it."
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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."
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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party." "Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea." "Bring it along!" answered Rollie. "The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll drink anythin'!"
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
This is the joke from a category: College jokes