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No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.
Author: African Proverb

Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.
Author: William Congreve

Man is what he eats.
Author: Ludwig Feuerbach

Nobody has things just as he would like them. The thing to do is to make a success with what material I have. It is a sheer waste of time and soulpower to imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not different.
Author: Dr. Frank Crane

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
Author: Heywood Broun

What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes