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My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Author: William Shakespeare

Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
Author: Bell Hooks

If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than the ground below, Dribbles down a marshy flood; Ankle-deep you stick in mud In the meadows while you sing, "This is Spring."
Author: Christopher Pearce Cranch

Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any ma
Author: William Shakespeare

What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
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Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes