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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Author: W. C. Fields

Never confuse movement with action.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.
Author: Henry Fielding

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Author: Jennifer Aniston

A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"
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What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes