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Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away.
Author: Samuel Butler

In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it.
Author: Boris Pasternak

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
Author: Margaret Mead

Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.
Author: The Talmud

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes