Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter Drucker Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker

Robert Orben Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben

Celia Hirschman Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."
Author: Celia Hirschman

Sophocles Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
Author: Sophocles

Sir Arthur Helps Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
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