Best quotes to send by SMS

Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben
Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."
Author: Celia Hirschman
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
Author: Sophocles
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Author: Sir Arthur Helps
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit
yourself in the head. Then
you'll have a bad headache.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that's a lot of calories!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling
up!
Just simmer down!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes