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If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Author: George Gilder

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano is that you had to work too hard to get them. You had to cry, you had to scream, you had to sweat, you had to cuss out health care officials, and when that's all over with, you'll
Author: Barbara Hall

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.
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Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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