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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Nobody ever died of laughter.
Author: Max Beerbohm

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Author: Albert Camus

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Author: Henry Kissinger

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license.
Author: John Milton

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
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