Best Cell Phones

To design is to communicate clearly by whatever means you can control or master.
Author: Milton Glaser

Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are, or do we just see what we want to see, the image distorted by our own personal lenses? I lost someone today and the funny thing is, I don't even know who she was.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character.
Author: Aristotle

It well becomes a young man to be modest.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

To find everything profound - that is an inconvenient trait. It makes one strain one's eyes all the time, and in the end one finds more than one might have wished.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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