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Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the b
Author: Homer

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Author: Oscar Wilde

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you.
Author: Lillian Hellman

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Author: Rodin

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?" The German replied, "Ya, that vill not be a problem." A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?" "Ya, that vill be done," says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before?" The German replies, "Vhy, ya." The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just..." The German snapped , "No! We think you are trying to escape!"
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Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes