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One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client.
Author: William S. Burroughs

One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life.
Author: Alexander A. Bogomoletz

One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
Author: Randall Jarrell

What do hookers do on their night off: type?
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Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname
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A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
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