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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.
Author: William Shakespeare

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
Author: Ettiene De Grellet

O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple.
Author: William Shakespeare

O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
Author: Saadi

O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
Author: William Shakespeare

What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
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Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
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Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"
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