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I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
Author: Ed Norton

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Author: Leo Rosten

Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
Author: Darby Conley

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark
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