Best quotes to send by SMS

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman
Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus
Praise youth and it will prosper.
Author: Irish Proverb
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Author: Niels Bohr
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do
elephants sing at christmas
?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What did the baby elephant get when
the
daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for
hours at a time
!
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it
was under the elephants foot.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Why do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because it's out of the high rent district.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes