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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am a part of all I have read.
Author: John Kieran

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

One man with courage makes a majority.
Author: Andrew Jackson

If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Author: George Gilder

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
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Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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