Best Cell Phones

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Author: Mark Twain

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Author: Oscar Levant

Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Author: Emo Phillips

What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes