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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
Author: Plato

He who knows others is wise; He who know himself is enlightened.
Author: Lao-tzu

He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
Author: Lao-tzu

He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar.
Author: Chuang-tzu

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Author: Confucius

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build coffins now."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes