Best quotes to send by SMS
Michel de Montaigne He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is weak.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Ali ibn-Abi-Talib He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
Author: Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Mae West He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Author: Mae West

Spanish Proverb He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth.
Author: Spanish Proverb

Richard Whatley He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge.
Author: Richard Whatley

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !
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Lawyer jokes Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
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