Best quotes to send by SMS

He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is weak.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
Author: Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Author: Mae West
He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth.
Author: Spanish Proverb
He who is not aware of his ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge.
Author: Richard Whatley
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete
!
Crete who ?
Crete to see you again !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cronkite
!
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly
!
Curly who ?
Curly Q !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyprus
!
Cyprus who ?
Cyprus the bell !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Why don't lawyers play
hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes