The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I think we might be going a bridge too far.
Author: Sir Frederick Browning

I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
Author: Chris Rapier

I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Author: Quincy Jones

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes