Best quotes to send by SMS

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Author: George Jessel
The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; dont limit it.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.
The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Author: Ennius
The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe
!
Chloe who ?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck
!
Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clark
!
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the garage !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Closure
!
Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole
!
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes