There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance.
Author: Hippocrates

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There are more of them than us.
Author: Herb Caen

I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.
Author: Susan Glasee

There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Author: Anonymous

A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn't working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it to their little kid on the backseat- also positive! The ashamed policeman lets them go. They take off and the man says to his wife: - And you kept telling me: don't give the kid any alcohol, don't give the kid any alcohol!!
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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Waxahachie?" The other one replied, "I don't know." So the first one said, "Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it wrong it will get dismissed." The second Ranger said, "Why don't we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Waco?"
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"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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