The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Author: Paul Johnson

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured of one error, is usually si
Author: H. L. Mencken

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Our mistreatment was just not right, and I was tired of it.
Author: Rosa Parks

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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